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        <title>一个中国直男在德国好端端的变成了Gay</title>
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   <p align="center"><font color="#000000"><font size="3"><font size="5"><strong>一个中国直男在德国好端端的变成了Gay</strong></font><br />
   （根据真实事件改编）</font><br />
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   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">引言：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">中国留学生L君刚刚来到德国萨克森州的首府<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">德累斯顿大学读书，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">人生地不熟。<br />
   </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第一幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">好不容易，L君认识了郎才女貌的施密特夫妇<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">一般德国人不怎么热情好客<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">很难得施密特夫妇邀请L君上门共进晚餐<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/8/27927048.jpg" /><br />
   </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第二幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L君受宠若惊，决定买上鲜花造访<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/9/27927049.jpg" /><br />
   </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font size="3"><font color="#000000">第三幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L君拮据，就买了一支花.....<br />
   </font></font><font color="#000000" size="3">殊不知在德国，单花赴宴表示求婚。<br />
   </font><font color="#000000"><font size="3">这下L君死定了~<br />
   <img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/a/27927050.jpg" /></font> </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第四幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">果然，施密特先生一看L君就暴走，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">堵在门口不让他进来,<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">心说：这个中国人太不知好歹，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">我们家好心好意请他吃饭，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">他小子竟然胆大包天向我老婆求婚？！<br />
   </font><font size="3"><font size="3"><br />
   </font></font><font size="3"><font color="#000000" size="3">施密特先生把手套一脱，<br />
   </font></font><font color="#000000" size="3">&ldquo;啪&rdquo;地一声摔在地上。<br />
   </font><font color="#000000"><font size="3">这在德国，男子扔手套表示决斗~<br />
   L君也应该&ldquo;吧唧&rdquo;摔手套，俩人就可以出去单挑了~<br />
   </font><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/b/27927051.jpg" /></font> </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第五幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">但是我们有礼貌的中国小朋友L君<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">一看主人手套掉了，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">很客气的就捡起来了。<br />
   <img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/c/27927052.jpg" /></font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第六幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">顿时，施密特先生脸色红转绿，绿转红.....<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">半天说不一句话来.......<br />
   <img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/2/27927058.jpg" /></font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第七幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">僵了半天，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L君使劲把手套往施密特先生手里塞，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">施密特先生不敢接，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">捂住脸跑掉了。<br />
   <img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/3/27927059.jpg" /></font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第八幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">突然，施密特夫人冲出来了，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">指着L君劈头盖脸一顿臭骂，声如炸雷，唾沫横飞，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">一副要把L千刀万剐的样子~<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">可怜的L德语不过硬，尤其是德语下半身攻击更不过硬，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">基本听不懂只好傻站着。<br />
   <img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/4/27927060.jpg" /></font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">第九幕：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">从此，施密特一家就不理L君了，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L君始终都想不明白。<br />
   </font><font size="3"><br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">而且L君的同学师长圈子里都盛传：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000"><font size="3">小L是个热情大胆的Gay。<br />
   <img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/04/5/27927061.jpg" /></font> </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">为什么呢？<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">谜底：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">因为在德国，少女看到心仪的对象会把手套脱下来，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">故作不小心的丢在地上。<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">哪个小伙子捡起来还给姑娘就说明俩人有戏~<br />
   </font><font size="3"><br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L君不是拿着单花赴宴吗，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">施密特先生刚开始很怒，以为L是跟他抢老婆，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">所以摔手套表示找L决斗。<br />
   </font><font size="3"><br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L神差鬼使捡起来还给施密特先生，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">那就说明他求婚的对象不是夫人，而是施密特先生~<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">所以施密特先生死活不敢接，脸红而去~<br />
   </font></p>
   <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="3">当然，轮到施密特夫人暴走了：<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">这小子是来跟我抢男人的~<br />
   </font><font size="3"><br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">所以，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000" size="3">L君晚饭吃不上，<br />
   </font><font color="#000000"><font size="3">并成为了Gay。<br />
   <br />
   </font><font size="3">注：Shallman配图~</font><font size="3"></font></font></p>
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        <title>Another Gay Movie续篇：性感到无敌</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">Another Gay Movie续篇：<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #cf1e00">Gay</span>s Gone Wild&nbsp;&nbsp;(2008)<br />
</font></font><font face="Arial" size="3">超级无敌性感<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">比第一部更鲜艳多汁，更加肆无忌惮，还是如此养眼性感<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">佛罗里达海边的夏日Gay内裤性派对<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">帅哥多得数不清<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">轻松愉悦实在看得人液体潺潺........<br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">原班人马还剩Nico一个，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">其他无论正方，反派都是花样美男，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">争芳斗艳，参加gay海滨选美，非常有看头。<br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><font face="Arial">截图先睹为快<br />
<img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/9/27924729.jpg" /><br />
</font><font face="Arial">(飞机上的性感神父)</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img height="600" alt="" width="269" border="0" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/8/27924728.jpg" /><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img height="600" alt="" width="582" border="0" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/a/27924730.jpg" /><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">（某一段邂逅）<br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/b/27924731.jpg" /><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">（反派3人组）<br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/c/27924732.jpg" /><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">（其实这是3P）<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/0/27924736.jpg" /><br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">（可爱的男美人鱼，大名鼎鼎的</font><font color="#ff0000" size="3"><strong>Brent Corrigan<br />
</strong></font></font><font face="Arial" size="3">看得我鼻血如泉水.........）<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><br />
<font size="3"><img height="425" alt="Another Gay Sequel" width="640" vspace="5" src="http://phillyist.com/attachments/philly_jim/ags07-10-08.jpg" /><br />
</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">各位演员兄弟们，<br />
有初出茅庐的影视新人，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">路上抓来的群众帅哥，<br />
</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">还有客串电影的<br />
</font><font face="Arial">GV明星，超级男模与变装皇后......</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://www.cinemarx.ro/poze/postere/actori/aar/Aaron-Michael-Davies-672020-819.jpg" /></font><font face="Arial"><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/03/2/27924738.jpg" /><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img style="VISIBILITY: visible" alt="Michael Lucas" src="http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/intel/07/10/04_lucas_lgl.jpg" /><br />
</font><font face="Arial"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">变装皇后RuPaul<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3"><a href="http://landoftheleaf.com/files/2009/03/home-rupaul.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8" height="335" alt="" width="496" src="http://landoftheleaf.com/files/2009/03/home-rupaul.jpg" /><br />
</a></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><font face="Arial"><font size="3"><font face="Arial">变装皇后</font>Amanda Lepore<br />
</font></font></font><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/47/61/amanda-lepore-actress.0.0.0x0.432x432.jpeg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">私人珍藏Brent........图集</font><font face="Arial"><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.brentcorriganonline.com/blog/"><font size="3"><img title="Bc" height="570" alt="Bc" width="470" border="0" src="http://www.casualinistanbul.com/casual_in_istanbul/images/bc.jpg" /></font></a><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=470,height=627,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://www.casualinistanbul.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/birthday01.jpg"><font size="3"><img title="Birthday01" height="306" alt="Birthday01" width="230" border="0" src="http://www.casualinistanbul.com/casual_in_istanbul/images/birthday01.jpg" /></font></a><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=470,height=627,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://www.casualinistanbul.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/birthday02.jpg"><font size="3"><img title="Birthday02" height="306" alt="Birthday02" width="230" border="0" src="http://www.casualinistanbul.com/casual_in_istanbul/images/birthday02.jpg" /></font></a><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><font size="3">电影</font><a href="http://58.251.57.206/down?cid=0E190581050001861AC388EA9272ED5E9241389F&amp;t=4&amp;fmt=&amp;usrinput=.同志亦疯狂&amp;dt=1002015&amp;ps=720_320&amp;rt=1072kbs&amp;plt=5931"><font size="3">迅雷下载地址</font></a></font></p>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">上次那位&ldquo;妩媚男大学生恶搞学士服&rdquo;的主人公<br />
</font><font size="3">叫高鹏........貌似是1/4俄罗斯混血<br />
</font><font size="3">貌似是山东建筑大学的..........<br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><img height="333" alt="" width="250" border="0" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/a/27918090.jpg" /><br />
</font><font size="3"><br />
</font><font size="3">这是他校内：<font face="Arial"><a href="http://xiaonei.com/profile.do?id=230158089">http://xiaonei.com/profile.do?id=230158089</a><br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">有他这次&ldquo;暴露&rdquo;的动机<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">这是他新浪博客：<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><font face="Arial"><a href="http://photo.blog.sina.com.cn/category/u/1623407717/s/143295">http://photo.blog.sina.com.cn/category/u/1623407717/s/143295</a><br />
</font></font></font><font size="3">里面有16个相册，数不清的裸照，大家自行观看<br />
</font>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200907/01/c/27921500.jpg" /><br />
</font><font size="3">（我喜欢他的脐环）</font> </p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">这位兄弟目前前程似锦<br />
</font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">两份工作等待着他</span><br />
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">现在有摄影公司找他拍照，有影视公司找他拍剧。<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">有一点我特别高兴<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">就是新一代中国人的气度和态度<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">大家都很支持一个充满创新玩世不恭的主意<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">肯定一个脱衣服的男人<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">世界将因此而美好<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">校内上的评价：<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">很真实，很爷们儿&nbsp;！<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">管他们说啥呢&hellip;&hellip;自己觉得好就好&hellip;&hellip;<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">让那些什么封建观念见鬼去吧&hellip;&hellip; <br />
俺喜欢这种个性之中本质滴积极向上~&nbsp;<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">额滴个神呐~慕名而来~<br />
</span></font><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">树大招风，人言可畏！ <br />
兄弟，你得好好加油！ <br />
路&mdash;&mdash;是要自己走的！&nbsp;<br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><img class="media" id="fullSizedImage" height="512" alt="bless_you.jpg God Bless image by butterflieg" width="360" border="0" galleryimg="no" src="http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m220/butterflieg/bless_you.jpg" /></span></font></p>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="4"><font size="5"><strong>恶搞学士服之终极版</strong></font><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">最近这些天我毕业了，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">披着黑袍很傻B的照了毕业照。<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">与我一起毕业的兄弟姐妹<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">有暴毙的，有裸奔的，相当狂放。<br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/0/27918096.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/9/27918089.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/f/27918095.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">这为大哥如此slut就算了，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">周围的同胞竟然很泰然.......<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">难道他平素一直衣不蔽体呈女优状，众皆习惯成自然...?</font><font face="Arial" size="3"><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/a/27918090.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/b/27918091.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/c/27918092.jpg" /><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">前面的都是我搜集的，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">最后这个MM是同班的绝世大美女<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">当然，你们看不到她的绝世芳容了<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/2/27918098.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/1/27918097.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/d/27918109.jpg" /><br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img height="300" alt="" width="220" border="0" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/e/27918110.jpg" /><img height="300" alt="" width="228" border="0" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/30/f/27918111.jpg" /></font></p>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">我很落伍的开始看南方公园<br />
</font><font size="3">逐渐看了3季<br />
</font><font size="3">逐渐爱上Kenny<br />
</font><font size="3">盯着我爱的男孩看久了<br />
</font><font size="3">忽然觉得他隐藏在羽绒服里的小脸<br />
</font><font size="3">好像镶嵌在pussy中<br />
</font><font size="3">某物酷似阴唇........forgive me<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img height="450" alt="" width="600" border="0" src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/Dzjaansis/south-park-kenny-pictures.jpg" /><br />
<br />
</font><font size="3">南方公园很黄很暴力<br />
</font><font size="3">记得千万不要说I play with myself......<br />
</font><font size="3">意味着你在自慰</font> </p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">Kenny说话基本是听不懂的<br />
绝对超过一个8岁小朋友对下半身的了解<br />
</font><font size="3">&nbsp;what&nbsp;is a&nbsp;dildo？It's&nbsp;a&nbsp;little&nbsp;plastic&nbsp;dick&nbsp;that&nbsp;goes&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;vagaina&nbsp;.<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">Is&nbsp;your&nbsp;penis&nbsp;big?<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">'Maybe&nbsp;she&nbsp;can&nbsp;suck&nbsp;my&nbsp;dick.<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">And&nbsp;I&nbsp;want&nbsp;to&nbsp;take&nbsp;off&nbsp;your&nbsp;bra.<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">Yeah,&nbsp;they&nbsp;can allways&nbsp;finger&nbsp;their&nbsp;pussy<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">另一个说话不分明的人是Ike....某人的垃圾桶脑袋弟弟<br />
</font><font size="3"><br />
</font><font size="3"><img height="125" alt="" width="75" border="0" src="http://xengine.sourceforge.net/images/screenshots/screenshot05.jpg" /><img height="125" alt="" width="116" border="0" src="http://mubbles.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ike.jpg" /></font></p>...
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">我怀疑某人活不长<br />
但没想到他死的这么快<br />
甚至撑不到7月告别演唱会<br />
</font>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img height="779" alt="Michael Jackson" width="600" border="0" src="http://www.mjsite.com/pics/1063.jpg" /><br />
</font>
<p align="center"><font size="3">给我这样不告而别去也匆匆印象的人有：<br />
帕瓦罗蒂、罗京、hide、马季、梅艳芳、<br />
黄家驹、邓丽君、洛桑、猫王等<br />
<br />
<img style="WIDTH: 243px; HEIGHT: 198px" alt="" zoomrate="1" srcheight="198" srcwidth="243" src="http://www.lxez.com.cn/up/upvid/20062817654345.jpg" /><br />
<br />
<br />
个人基本不介意某人是否恋童<br />
享年50岁看着令人伤感<br />
无论如何<br />
某人是惊世骇俗才华横溢一世辉煌的......</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img height="340" alt="" width="340" border="0" src="http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/michael_jackson/michael_jackson_14.jpg" /><br />
</font>
<p align="center"><font size="3">愿祝某人早日托生白人享尽荣华富贵，<br />
比如：威廉的长子，查尔斯的长孙......</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">补充一下<br />
Michael Jackson到目前为止有三个亲生子女，<br />
分别是长子Prince，长女Paris，次子Prince II。<br />
<img id="image25331" alt="MICHAEL JACKSON WHEELCHAIR2.jpg" src="http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/07/MICHAEL%20JACKSON%20WHEELCHAIR2.jpg" /><br />
<br />
<a href="javascript:dyn.onClickNextTbn()"><img id="imgb" title="下一张" height="122" alt="" width="200" border="0" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/28/article-1022545-0168CE5500000578-764_468x286.jpg" /></a><br />
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<a href="javascript:dyn.onClickNextTbn()"><img id="imgb" title="下一张" style="WIDTH: 460px; HEIGHT: 288px" alt="" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01006/michael-jackson-46_1006512c.jpg" /></a><br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3">再次补充<br />
</font><font size="3">还MJ一个公正<br />
</font><font size="3">他没有漂白皮肤<br />
</font><font size="3">世界上尚不存在这个技术，染染头发还差不多。<br />
</font><font size="3"><br />
</font><font size="3">MJ所患的是：<font face="Arial">vitigilo（白癜风）<br />
</font></font><font size="3">像他这样患病失去黑色素的黑人还有很多<br />
</font><font size="3">比如：另一个黑人小女孩<br />
<img alt="" src="http://atozbeauty.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vitigilo22.jpg" /><br />
</font>
<p align="center"><font size="3">MJ之所以浓妆出行，也是<font face="Arial">vitigilo造成皮肤颜色不均<br />
</font></font><font size="3">刚开始是零星小斑点<br />
</font><font size="3">然后白斑相互融合成不规则大片<br />
</font><font size="3">累及体表面积的50%以上，<br />
</font><font size="3">有时仅残留小片岛屿状正常肤色。</font>
<p align="center"><font size="3"></font></p>
</p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"></font></p>
<p align="center"><img height="333" width="400" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.library.nhs.uk/cmsimages/23_7D5112102D_Maxines_arms%201.jpg" /><br />
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">纽约有一所高中<br />
Harvey Milk High School<br />
里面全是gay,拉拉，bi，变装~<br />
即LGBT专属高中<br />
</font><font size="3">学校很小，也就一两百人<br />
</font><font size="3">so所学校的升学率超高，90%以上考上大学，<br />
</font><font size="3">一般的也就能有1半人上大学就不错了。<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img height="242" alt="Harvey Milk High School NYC" width="220" src="http://usqueers.com/curiosities/grfx/gayschoolNYC.jpg" /><br />
<br />
Harvey Milk 高中直属的大学叫</font><font size="3">Hetrick-Martin Institute</font><br />
<font size="3">1985年成立。<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">学校主页：<font face="Arial"><a href="http://www.hmi.org/">http://www.hmi.org/</a><br />
</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><font face="Arial">学校里0歧视环境下~花枝招展~的同学们<br />
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        <title>对中国人的指控</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">你相信吗？</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">英国探险家Richard Burton和意大利人类学家</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">Paolo Mantegazza<br />
</font>都指控中国人跟鹅发生性关系<br />
并在射精时将鹅的脖子扭断<br />
&ldquo;享受断气前肛门括约肌收缩的快感&rdquo;<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img height="342" alt="Greater White Fronted Goose Greater White Fronted Goose - Goose Hunting Prints - White Fronted Goose Art by Basil Ede." hspace="5" width="480" align="top" vspace="5" border="2" src="http://www.freespiritart.com/images/white-fronted-goose.jpg" /><br />
<br />
我觉得这指控太荒谬了，<br />
中国人是最擅长兽交的民族？？<br />
<br />
在那个意大利人类学家的书<br />
《<a href="http://fifid.com/search/The+Sexual+Relations+of+Mankind?src=yb_qsal&utm_source=yb_qsal&utm_medium=link&utm_content=rsspost" target="_blank">The Sexual Relations of Mankind</a>》<br />
里原文是这样的：<br />
It is quite possible that man has made love with all the <br />
domestic animals whose size would permit of such rela- <br />
tions. Ewes, nannygoats, liens are the preferred ones;&nbsp;<br />
but man has also defiled mares, geese, ducks, etc., etc.<br />
&nbsp;The Chinese are famous for their love affairs with geese,&nbsp;<br />
the necks of which they are in the habit of cruelly wringing off&nbsp;<br />
at the moment of ejaculation,&nbsp;<br />
in order that they may get the pleasurable benefit of the anal sphincter's&nbsp;<br />
last spasms in the victim.<br />
<br />
老头长这样<br />
<img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Paolo_Mantegazza.jpg/180px-Paolo_Mantegazza.jpg" /></font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">我老家农村到处养鸡鸭鹅，<br />
从来没听过这种恐怖的事情.......<br />
大家还是存钱娶老婆为主。<br />
<img style="WIDTH: 395px; HEIGHT: 532px" alt="" srcwidth="400" srcheight="538" zoomrate="0.988847583643123" src="http://pic.dbw.cn/0/00/17/67/176771_990843.jpg" /></font></p>...
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        <title>毕业倒计时</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">3天以后鄙人大学本科毕业<br />
</font><font size="3">然后收拾包包走人，离开北京。<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">这4年来，不太旷课，不太迟到，得到一点奖学金，<br />
</font><font size="3">常出去游荡。<br />
</font><font size="3">去了一些摇滚啤酒节，画展，动漫游戏博览会，<br />
</font><font size="3">天坛，vitas亚洲巡演，明十三陵，湖广会馆，<br />
</font><font size="3">Pata live,北欧音乐节，颐和园，摩登天空音乐会，hide纪念专场....<br />
</font><font size="3">还有各种各样的馆子.......<br />
</font><font size="3">耗费人力、物力、财力无数，<br />
</font><font size="3">但获得少许幸福。<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/21/1/27896929.jpg" /><br />
</font><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/21/2/27896930.jpg" /><br />
</font><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/21/3/27896931.jpg" /><br />
</font><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/21/4/27896932.jpg" /><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">最后扪心自问，考高考读大学干嘛?<br />
</font><font size="3"><font size="3">瘫在床上睡觉打炮平躺1500天都比这个强！<br />
</font></font><font size="3">浪费老子四年金色年华！</font></p>...
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        <title>他轻轻地说---《子不语》10</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">袁枚著书《<a href="http://fifid.com/search/%E5%AD%90%E4%B8%8D%E8%AF%AD?src=yb_qsal&utm_source=yb_qsal&utm_medium=link&utm_content=rsspost" target="_blank">子不语</a>》，<br />
仅为二字--------自娱。<br />
<br />
无体，无调，无束缚，<br />
子不语中想说歌妓便说歌妓，<br />
想说男子爱慕男子又有何妨。<br />
<br />
我看卫道士写的书评，<br />
硬说夹杂封建糟粕，内容荒诞，<br />
请各位亲爱的小读者取其健康向上的内容。<br />
<br />
殊不知此&ldquo;荒诞&rdquo;乃袁老82年人生点滴，<br />
为父母官多年的真实事态。<br />
畸形的并非文学，而是&ldquo;康乾盛世&rdquo;下的世界。<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">今摘出几篇优美奇趣者，<br />
藏与此。<br />
<br />
</font><a href="javascript:dyn.onClickNextTbn()"><font size="3"><img id="imgb" title="下一张" style="WIDTH: 509px; HEIGHT: 451px" alt="" src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/jazzaj/Helsinki-1.jpg" /></font></a><br />
</p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">乾隆甲子年间，江南乡试。<br />
有个程生，40出头，考试的时候突然惨叫，交白卷出来了。<br />
<br />
同考的其他人问了半天，<br />
程生才说：<br />
我不到三十的时候，在一个乡绅家教书。<br />
学生一共4个，都是主人的孩子或者侄儿。<br />
其中有姓柳的男孩，19岁，长得很漂亮。<br />
我一直觊觎其美貌，但总找不到机会。<br />
<font face="Arial"><img height="2268" alt="" width="500" src="http://img.iplehouse.com/co_img006/iplehouse/etc/B_ryan_dt2.jpg" /></font> </font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">等到清明节，大家都上坟回家了，<br />
只剩我跟柳生在一起。<br />
我挑逗他：<br />
绣被凭谁寝，<br />
相逢自有因。<br />
亭亭临玉树，<br />
可许凤栖身？<br />
（我很喜欢后两句，某种投怀送抱的感觉.....）<br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><font size="3"><img height="778" alt="" width="500" src="http://img.iplehouse.com/co_img006/iplehouse/etc/eid_boy_g_dt7.jpg" /><br />
</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">柳生脸一下就红了，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">把写着诗的纸揉成一团塞进嘴里。<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">我以为这是他羞涩的首肯，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">当夜趁着酒兴就占有了他。<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">五更天柳生醒来，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">知道自己已经失身，泪流满面。<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">我劝解了一会，没想到天亮时他已经缢死在床上。<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">没有人知道他为什么寻死，<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">我也不敢说，只好自己暗暗落泪........<br />
</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><a href="javascript:dyn.onClickNextTbn()"><font size="3"><img id="imgb" title="下一张" style="WIDTH: 504px; HEIGHT: 368px" alt="" src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/jazzaj/FreshwaterIsleofWight2002.jpg" /></font></a><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">没想到刚才考试，竟然看到柳生.....<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">他对着阴司痛诉了，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">我不想狡辩低头认罪。<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">神说：<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">凡是鸡奸者，跟口交罪名一样，仗100。<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">你为人师表，罪加一等，功名利禄全剥去。<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">柳生很不满意：&ldquo;他应该抵命啊，怎么才打一顿呢？&rdquo;<br />
</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">神笑起来：&ldquo;你又不是他杀的，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">如果说是奸杀，那还可考虑。<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">更何况你是男孩，上有老母，干嘛学人家大姑娘羞忿上吊啊？？<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">听说过烈女没听说过贞童哦~<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">你还想立牌坊不成？？？&ldquo;<br />
</font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><font size="3">柳生一听，后悔莫及，哭得死去活来。<br />
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</font><font face="Arial" size="3">去山西蒋善人家当媳妇吧，<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">替他们家谨守闺门，将来立牌坊啊~~&ldquo;<br />
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</font><font face="Arial" size="3">想想考也考不中了，还是走吧。<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">说完颓废的离去。<br />
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</font><font face="Arial" color="#00ff00" size="3">男孩子被干了要勇敢承受.......？<br />
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</font><font face="Arial" size="3">我突然想到小说《<a href="http://fifid.com/search/%E8%AD%A6%E5%AF%9F%E6%95%85%E4%BA%8B?src=yb_qsal&utm_source=yb_qsal&utm_medium=link&utm_content=rsspost" target="_blank">警察故事</a>》里的某个场景：</font><font face="Arial"></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">一般警队里的哥们儿心里不痛快的时候<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">都爱到局长太太开的小酒馆里喝两杯，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">局长特意照顾刑警队八折，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">时不时地还送上几张优惠券，<br />
</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">包仁杰捏着手里积攒下的一大堆优惠券，<br />
</font><font face="Arial">打算来个一醉方休。 </font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">第二天早上包仁杰是在一张很陌生的床上醒过来的，<br />
</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">身上基本上是一丝不挂，<br />
</font><font face="Arial">旁边躺着一个基本上也是一丝不挂的很陌生的男人。&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">包仁杰对此的反应还算冷静，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">他知道自己不是女孩子，<br />
</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">犯不着歇斯底里地表演尖声惊叫，<br />
</font><font face="Arial">所以他很干脆地&hellip;&hellip;昏了过去。 </font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">再醒过来的时候包仁杰觉得特别地不好意思，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">因为他发现人家根本没对他怎么样，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">纯粹是他自己神经过敏胡思乱想，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">以为自己是GAY所以全天下的男人就都一个德行&hellip;&hellip;<br />
</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">至少面前的这个男人应该不是，<br />
</font><font face="Arial">看看窗户外面晾着的俩人的警服就知道了。 </font></font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">包仁杰其实也不是一点优点都没有，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">他最大的优点就是很懂礼貌，<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">所以他很恭敬地向人家道歉：<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">实在对不起，我昨天喝多了，<br />
</font><font face="Arial"><font size="3">我真的不是故意要吐你一身的&hellip;&hellip;&nbsp;<br />
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font size="3">袁枚著书《<a href="http://fifid.com/search/%E5%AD%90%E4%B8%8D%E8%AF%AD?src=yb_qsal&utm_source=yb_qsal&utm_medium=link&utm_content=rsspost" target="_blank">子不语</a>》，<br />
仅为二字--------自娱。<br />
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无体，无调，无束缚，<br />
子不语中想说歌妓便说歌妓，<br />
想说男子爱慕男子又有何妨。<br />
<br />
我看卫道士写的书评，<br />
硬说夹杂封建糟粕，内容荒诞，<br />
请各位亲爱的小读者取其健康向上的内容。<br />
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殊不知此&ldquo;荒诞&rdquo;乃袁老82年人生点滴，<br />
为父母官多年的真实事态。<br />
畸形的并非文学，而是&ldquo;康乾盛世&rdquo;下的世界。 </font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">今摘出几篇优美奇趣者，<br />
藏与此。<br />
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<font size="5"><strong>清凉老人</strong><br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3">雍正四年，五台山神僧清凉老人卒。<br />
同时，西藏一户人家生出一个婴儿，<br />
到八岁都一言不发。<br />
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一日剃头，孩子忽然说：我就是清凉老人！<br />
以前的事，记得一清二楚，<br />
以前的侍者，没有一个认错的，<br />
以前骑的黑马一见转世灵童，立刻悲嘶不止。<br />
当时旁观者上万，全都惊呆了，皆呼&ldquo;生佛&rdquo;，拜倒在地。<br />
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这个8岁的男孩便成了五台山的新住持。<br />
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<font size="3">随着时间流逝，<br />
孩子越长越妖冶，<br />
宛如美女风姿绰约。<br />
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一日，路过琉璃厂，<br />
偶然看见画店挂着男女交媾的春宫图，<br />
当即就迷上了，爱不释手。<br />
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回到五台山，<br />
遍召山下荡妇和性器硕大的漂亮男孩上山，<br />
后来又拿香火钱到苏州去聘优伶夜夜笙歌。<br />
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被人弹劾，奏章未上，老人已知，<br />
叹了口气说：无曲躬树而生色界天，误矣~<br />
然后闭目长逝，<br />
那一年24岁。<br />
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ps:色界天好像是极乐世界.......曲躬树是某种法器......<br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><img alt="" src="http://node0.foto.ycstatic.com/200906/21/b/27895755.jpg" /><br />
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作者袁枚的朋友李竹溪曾去五台山见过了清凉老人，<br />
当时老人妆容妖艳，<br />
穿红色肚兜，<br />
下身赤裸.....<br />
一个男孩从他身后进入，而他正骑在一个女人身上........<br />
他们身边无数人在喘息着，呻吟着..........<br />
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李竹溪大怒：活佛能干这种事么？<br />
老人说：<br />
男欢女爱，无遮无碍。<br />
一点生机，成此世界。<br />
俗士无知，大惊小怪。<br />
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        <description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><font size="3"><font size="5"><strong>龟奴的n种可能<br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">中国文学疯狂迷恋妓女<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">现在的各种古装片、言情小说、穿越文<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">都时不时来个嫖出爱情的桥段<br />
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</font><font face="Arial" size="3">但是<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">有谁关注关注过龟奴.........？<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">偶尔上场也就倒个茶、打个人拉倒.....<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">龟奴基本不会被描写得貌美<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">感情生活也彻底遭忽略掉<br />
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<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">鄙人不觉得婊子比龟公高贵得了多少<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">娼妇可以从良<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">龟奴咋就不能有一个锦绣前程？</font></p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3"><img id="imgb" title="下一张" style="WIDTH: 450px; HEIGHT: 294px" alt="" src="http://www.luxee.com/upload/img/12278357051252.jpg" /><br />
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<font face="Arial" size="3">举两个例子~</font></font> </p>
<p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="3">龟奴代表1----美若天仙单挑头牌<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">来自袁枚的《<a href="http://fifid.com/search/%E5%AD%90%E4%B8%8D%E8%AF%AD?src=yb_qsal&utm_source=yb_qsal&utm_medium=link&utm_content=rsspost" target="_blank">子不语</a>》<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">渭南农村有个性格耿直但妖媚如花的农家子叫：狗儿<br />
</font><font face="Arial" size="3">当时关中大旱，狗儿离家行乞，</font><font face="Arial" size="3">由汉中到武昌。<br />
武昌有一个胡姬，即波斯美女，色艺俱佳。<br />
</font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">狗儿小时候学过秦腔，想到胡姬旗下当个小徒弟....<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">胡姬不肯，大肆嘲讽他不自量力~<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">狗儿愤然离去，跑到汉阳名妓金弹儿家当龟奴。<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial"><br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">注意，狗儿名字虽土，但是有2个条件注定其不是一般龟奴。<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">1、长得好，具体来说，是长得比妓女还好！<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">2、他是个有心人。<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">平时名妓的一颦一笑，一举手，一投足，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">怎么夹菜吃饭，怎么解衣小憩，怎么娇笑魅人的，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">不到一年，狗儿已经学到骨髓里了。<br />
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</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">从此，狗儿自立门户，倚门卖唱，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">那妖冶媚态风情万种倾倒众生，顿时红了。<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">红到什么程度？<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">红到胡姬的生意都让他抢光了，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">晚上冲进他房间<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">准备白刀子进红刀子出把狗儿给砍得稀烂。<br />
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</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">当然，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">狗儿没有死在妒火中烧的妓女手上，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">从16岁开始巡演，最后返璞归真种田终老。<br />
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</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">故事里没有提及其婚姻。<br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><font face="Arial">龟奴代表2----跟花魁携手私奔<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">来自日本名模土屋安娜的电影《<a href="http://fifid.com/search/%E6%81%B6%E5%A5%B3%E8%8A%B1%E9%AD%81?src=yb_qsal&utm_source=yb_qsal&utm_medium=link&utm_content=rsspost" target="_blank">恶女花魁</a>》<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">电影的结尾：<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">英俊的龟奴哥哥拉着绝美的花魁妹妹<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">跑在数不尽的樱花飞瓣中，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">两人脸上流露出拨开重重乌云终见艳阳天的微笑~<br />
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><font face="Arial">再注明一下，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">这位花</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">魁姑娘可是在<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">放弃初恋情人，</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">甩了贵族未婚夫</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">以后，<br />
</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">选择了那个常伴身边的男人---龟奴的！<br />
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</font></font><font size="3"><font face="Arial">ps:龟奴清次是演技派帅哥安藤政信饰演<br />
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